Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"

The Entertainment media is all abuzz Lady Gaga perhaps buying a home on Martha's Vineyard.

And as usual, the media has annoying, reductive things to say about the Island, like calling us the "prepster capitol."

The folks I know, (even the famous ones!), don't dress in tennis whites and Lily Pulitzer to go to the grocery store. Most of the folk here are hard working, unassuming and down to earth (even the famous ones!).

They come here because no one expects them to be famous, act famous or wear meat suits.

So to the annoying, reductive media, I send out this annoying, ridiculous song. And it's meat free!