The cast of Twin Peaks "The 12 Days Of Christmas"

STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!

I was actually very organized about my blog this week, with posts planned for every day . . . and then I found this.

So you'll have to wait until next year, weird-Staples-Singers-Christmas-Song, because I just found something muuuuuch weirder.

I've known of KROQ in Los Angeles and their Christmas compilations for a few years now. A friend sent some AWESOME Johnny Cash fake Holiday PSAs. And I knew they had a lot of fun, original content.

But how had I never heard of this?

From 1990, it's the cast of Twin Peaks doing "The 12 Days Of Christmas" with David Lynchian-appropriate gifts.

Many of the shows characters appear on this track, including Cooper, Lucy, Bob, Bobby, Johnny, and Pete Martell.

I guarantee that this will be the only carol you'll sing this year, containing the phrase "A body, dead, wrapped in plastic!"

You can hear the song on Youtube, below, and I also found a free download.

It's a Christmas Miracle!


Hear the song on Youtube.