It's itchy. It's getting so long that the mustache part is interfering with eating. It's about to go from "Hey, that guy looks like he's not really taking care of himself" to looking like "Hey, get ready to dial 911, that guy looks crazy."
But The World Series starts tonight, and I'm not shaving my beard.
For those of you who aren't into baseball . . . The Red Sox are in the World Series. And many of the players on the team have grown these long, wild, I'm-In-Fleet-Foxes style beards. "Fear The Beard" has become a meme.
I don't know who the Sox have lined up to sing the National Anthem, but let me suggest that they embrace the beard, and fly in Australia's The Beards.
The band is know for not only having great beards, they write songs about beards with titles like "Got Me A Beard," "You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man" "The Beard Accessory Store" and "If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You Have 2 Moms."
Beard Up! Go Sox!
Hear the song on Youtube.
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